But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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