I have demons in me.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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