I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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