Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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