Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Randomize