How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
do nipples grow back?
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