I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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