There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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