It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he puts the penis in happiness.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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