If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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