I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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