Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Randomize
