Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I stole a fireplace last night.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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