nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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