But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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