I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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