We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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