i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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