Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
my liver is dry heaving
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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