I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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