she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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