What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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