what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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