Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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