Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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