It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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