who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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