Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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