So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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