You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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