I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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