Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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