There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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