I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
You did what with his pubic hair?
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