why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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