If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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