Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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