No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
This show inspires me to have sex in space
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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