How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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