I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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