theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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