Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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