Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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