doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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