dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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