we're blogging at a bar
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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