there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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