i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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