If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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