i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I need water and some morals
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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