no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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