No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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