Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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