I hate all girls vehemently.
where am i from again
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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