Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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