I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Randomize
