can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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