i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
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