he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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