What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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